Joke Of The Day - Calling it Quits
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself.
"Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" his ex-wife replies.
The next day the guy does the same thing with the same results.
He does the same thing everyday for a week, until finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling.
"Look, bozo! We're divorced! Finito! End of story!" she erupts, "Don't you understand?"
"Oh, I do, I do," he says, "I just can't hear it enough!"
courtesy Ask Men
The next day the guy does the same thing with the same results.
He does the same thing everyday for a week, until finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling.
"Look, bozo! We're divorced! Finito! End of story!" she erupts, "Don't you understand?"
"Oh, I do, I do," he says, "I just can't hear it enough!"
courtesy Ask Men
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