Joke Of The Day - Divorce

Joke Of The Day - Divorce

Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Who cares? They never get the house anyway.

courtesy Ask Men

Joke of the Day - Divorce Court Drama

Joke of the Day - Divorce Court Drama


The Judge asks the little girl, “Now that your parents are getting divorced, do you want to live with your mummy?

She replies saying, “No, my mummy beats me.”

“Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.” Once again, she replies saying, “No, my daddy beats me too.”

The judge is perplexed. “Well then, who do you want to live with?”

She immediately responds, “I want to live with the Indian Cricket team when they're touring; they never beat anybody!”

courtesy Guy Life

Joke Of The Day - Calling it Quits

Joke Of The Day - Calling it Quits

A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself.

"Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!" his ex-wife replies.

The next day the guy does the same thing with the same results.

He does the same thing everyday for a week, until finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling.

"Look, bozo! We're divorced! Finito! End of story!" she erupts, "Don't you understand?"

"Oh, I do, I do," he says, "I just can't hear it enough!"

courtesy Ask Men