Joke Of The Day : Say Watt??

Joke Of The Day : Say Watt??

Q. How many swingers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. None. Swingers don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.

courtesy Ask Men

Thought Of The Day : New Beginning

Thought Of The Day : New Beginning

We are always on the precipice of a new beginning and it represents a grand opportunity for us. To make the most of it, we will need to truly leave the past behind - not just the negative effects it had on our life, but we will also need to alter some of the ways we dealt with life in the past. We need to be more proactive in our own life. We need to take charge. As we move forward, try to evaluate what caused the problems we had. If we can be honest with ourselves, this could be a positive, life-changing shift in where we want our life to go from here.

Joke Of The Day - Amazing Legs

Joke Of The Day - Amazing Legs

A man was drinking alone at a bar when he spotted a fat girl dancing on a nearby table. After watching for a while he walked past her and said, "Amazing legs."

She giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so?"

"Definitely," he replied. "Most tables would have collapsed by now."

courtesy AskMen

Thought of The Day : Life

Thought of The Day : Life

Life, it sometimes seems, is full of situations that we don't want to deal with, facts that we prefer not to face, challenges that we really don't feel inspired to rise to. Yet it is also full of such beauty, magic, joy and inspiration. Can't we just appreciate all that and keep away from the more daunting stuff? Not if those potential difficulties really deserve our attention. Only we now know whether we are wisely avoiding an unnecessary drama or shirking a real responsibility. But it would be a good idea to get clear about this.