Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Joke of the Day - Divorce Court Drama

Joke of the Day - Divorce Court Drama

The Judge asks the little girl, “Now that your parents are getting divorced, do you want to live with your mummy?

She replies saying, “No, my mummy beats me.”

“Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.” Once again, she replies saying, “No, my daddy beats me too.”

The judge is perplexed. “Well then, who do you want to live with?”

She immediately responds, “I want to live with the Indian Cricket team when they're touring; they never beat anybody!”

courtesy Guy Life

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