Joke Of The Day - Nutty Logic
Two morons were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding was always reaching into his nail pouch, pulling out a nail, and either tossing it over his shoulder or nailing it in. The other nut, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in."
With this, the second moron became extremely upset and yelled, "You idiot! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
courtesy Ask Men
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in."
With this, the second moron became extremely upset and yelled, "You idiot! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
courtesy Ask Men
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