Friday, January 27, 2012

Joke of the Day - Buy 1 Get 1 Free

Joke of the Day - Buy 1 Get 1 Free

Laloo becomes PM and goes to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Asif Zardari. They decide to meet without any aides and are closeted for in a conference room for about 5 minutes.

Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement. "Zardaribhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo says.

Asif Zardari comes out and drops a bombshell, "Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on Kashmir, with no strings attached!"

The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to do in over 60 years!

"How did you do it, what did you promise," the press clamours.

"It’s all because of those ads I saw on TV,” says Laloo. " They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone free if you buy washing machine. So, I said to Zardaribhai, 'You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free also!'"

courtesy Guy Life

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