Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Joke of The Day - Who Wears The Pants Now?

Joke of The Day

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to start asserting himself right away.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at his bride.

He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in this relationship!"

The bride takes off her underwear and throws them at him and says, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your panties!"

Comes her retort, "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

courtesy GuyLife

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