Monday, September 12, 2011

Joke of The Day - Good News Bad News

Joke Of The Day

"I've got some good news and some bad news," the doctor says.

"What's the bad news?" asks the patient.

"The bad news is that you've only got three months to live," the doctor says.

The patient is taken aback. "What's the good news then, Doctor?"

The doctor points over to the secretary at the front desk. "You see that blonde with the big breasts, tight ass and legs that go all the way up to heaven?"

The patient nods his head.

The doctor replies: "I'm screwing her!"

courtesy Ask Men

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