Joke of the Day
Three men were trying to guess the professions of the three women they'd each been on dates with the previous evening, judging by how they had performed in the bedroom.
The first insisted that his date had been a nurse, because she said, "Lie back and relax. This won't hurt a bit."
The second concluded that his must have been a school teacher, because she had said, "Do it over and over until you get it right."
The third figured that his date must have been a flight attendant, because all she had said was, "Put this over your mouth and nose and continue to breathe normally."
Three men were trying to guess the professions of the three women they'd each been on dates with the previous evening, judging by how they had performed in the bedroom.
The first insisted that his date had been a nurse, because she said, "Lie back and relax. This won't hurt a bit."
The second concluded that his must have been a school teacher, because she had said, "Do it over and over until you get it right."
The third figured that his date must have been a flight attendant, because all she had said was, "Put this over your mouth and nose and continue to breathe normally."
courtesy GuyLife
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