Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Joke OF The Day - Pearly Gates

Joke Of The Day

A minister dies and ascends to the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter looks at him and says, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you into the Kingdom of Heaven?"

The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen. I'm a taxi driver from New York City."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter the Kingdom."

The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff. Next, it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow. I was the pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years."

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff, and enter the Kingdom."

"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was only a taxi driver, and he got a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"

"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."

courtesy ask men

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