Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Joke Of The Day - Blonde Deputy

Joke Of The Day - Blonde Deputy

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to interview for the job.

"OK," the sheriff drawled, "What is one plus one?"

"Eleven," replied the blonde.

The sheriff thought to himself: "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then he asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde.

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?" asked the sheriff.

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted: "I don't know."

The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her friends were waiting to hear the results of the interview. "How did it go?" they asked.

"It went great!" the blonde exclaimed. "First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

courtesy Ask Men

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