Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Joke of the Day - Why It's Great To Be A Man

Joke Of The Day

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. The garage is all yours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

5. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

6. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

7. The world is your urinal.

8. Wrinkles add character.

9. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

10. One mood, all the time.

courtesy Ask Men

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