Joke Of The Day - Occupations
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you go first," she said. "What does your father do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "He's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Annie?" the teacher asked.
Annie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Annie," the teacher said. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced: "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney, but how can I explain a terrible thing like that to a seven year old?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "He's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Annie?" the teacher asked.
Annie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Annie," the teacher said. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced: "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney, but how can I explain a terrible thing like that to a seven year old?"
courtesy Ask Men
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