Thought Of The Day - Heaven or Hell on Earth
As the title says. This is my nonsensical, unintelligent rambling on anything and everything. Just my experiences and my thoughts and has no inference or reference to anyone. Some may be funny, some heartwarming and some even downright stupid. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoy writing them. :-)
Showing posts with label heaven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heaven. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Thought Of The Day - Heaven or Hell on Earth
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Thursday, March 15, 2012
Thought of the Day - Symbiotic Relationship
Thought of the Day - Symbiotic Relationship
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Thursday, March 1, 2012
Joke Of The Day - Heaven
Joke Of The Day - Heaven
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands, because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer," the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and responded, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Johnny answered, "Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."
The nun had to leave the room.
courtesy Ask Men
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands, because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer," the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and responded, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Johnny answered, "Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."
The nun had to leave the room.
courtesy Ask Men
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