Joke Of The Day - Knock Knock

Joke Of The Day - Knock Knock

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside.

When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer.

He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer.

Finally, he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, "Who’s there?"

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Thought Of The Day - Heaven or Hell on Earth

Thought Of The Day - Heaven or Hell on Earth

Heaven, many people believe, is a place on Earth. Hell, as we all know from experience, most definitely exists on this planet. We don't have to go anywhere else for it. No descent into any sulphurous inferno could equal the agony felt by some people right here in this world from time to time. Which of the two realms do we want to live in? And do we get a choice? Don't worry about the judgement of some lofty power. It is our own judgement that will lead us to one place or the other. We only need to use ours wisely.