Thought of the Day - Understanding

Thought of the Day - Understanding

We always try hard to understand someone or something. We feel that perhaps we are doing them an injustice and that their cause deserves more careful consideration. But that is largely because we cannot quite believe what we appear to be seeing or hearing. By all means seek an explanation. The more we find out, the wiser we become - and wisdom is one of the keys to happiness. But bear in mind that some factors in all our lives are beyond understanding. We need to just get it and accept it and not try to understand everything. Sometimes, the wisest thing to do is to leave them as mysteries. 

Joke Of The Day - Knock Knock

Joke Of The Day - Knock Knock

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside.

When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer.

He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer.

Finally, he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, "Who’s there?"

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Thought Of The Day - Go With or Against the Flow

Thought Of The Day - Go With or Against the Flow

As humans, we know that it's much easier to swim with the tide than against it. When we go with the flow, the current carries us faster and farther, and with little effort on our part. All we really have to do is remember to breathe and to relax and enjoy the ride. But when we swim against the tide, we are in for a struggle. We may swallow a few gulps of water. We will certainly become exhausted. And we may get hit in the face with a wave a few times. It always easier  to go along with something when we feel we're being cornered into. But ultimately the better destination is the one we'll have to fight for. Satisfaction guaranteed!!

Joke Of The Day - Tight Skirts

Joke Of The Day - Tight Skirts

A woman tried to board a bus but her skirt was so tight that she couldn't make the step up.

So she reached behind her, lowered her zip and tried again. Still the skirt was too tight. So again she reached behind her, lowered her zip a little more and tried to negotiate the step. But still the skirt was too tight.

Determined to catch this bus, she once more reached behind her, lowered the zip a little and attempted to climb aboard. Then suddenly she felt two hands on her butt, helping her on to the bus.

She turned around angrily and told the man behind her: "Sir, I don't know you well enough for you to behave in such a manner."

The man replied: "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"

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Thought Of The Day - Unthinkable

Thought Of The Day - Unthinkable

How do you know when you've gone far enough? How far is too far? When should barriers be put in place? Questions of this kind are often much easier to answer in theory than in practice. When you're in the middle of a drama... or a dream... there's not just a temptation to keep going; there's almost a sense that anything else is unthinkable. But we specialise in thinking the unthinkable! Sometimes, when you think it, you see it's not so far- fetched after all! 

Joke Of The Day - Medical test Mix Up

Joke Of The Day - Medical test Mix Up

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

The lab tech tells him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that news is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other for herpes. We can't tell which one is your wife."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" asked Mr. Smith.

"Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" he asked.

"The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

courtesy AskMen

Thought Of The Day - Heaven or Hell on Earth

Thought Of The Day - Heaven or Hell on Earth

Heaven, many people believe, is a place on Earth. Hell, as we all know from experience, most definitely exists on this planet. We don't have to go anywhere else for it. No descent into any sulphurous inferno could equal the agony felt by some people right here in this world from time to time. Which of the two realms do we want to live in? And do we get a choice? Don't worry about the judgement of some lofty power. It is our own judgement that will lead us to one place or the other. We only need to use ours wisely.