Thought of The Day - Moving on

Thought of The Day - Moving on

There are some things that we simply cannot take with us across the threshold of time. Experiences, no matter how real they may seem to be in one moment, rapidly become nothing more than memories. Yet, though all things must eventually pass, it seems that some things stick around longer than we want them to. We cannot instantly leave behind all that we would like to consign to the past. Certain duties - and debts - are sure to pursue us. But we can kiss goodbye to a fear that we have outgrown.

Joke Of The Day - Hind Lick Maneuver

Joke Of The Day - Hind Lick Maneuver 

Two tigers are stalking through the jungle in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the backside of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, alright!"

The rear tiger apologizes and they continue. After another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the backside of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!"

The rear tiger apologizes again and they continue. After another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What's with you, anyway?"

The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"

Courtesy Ask Men

Thought of the Day - Two Ways to live our lives

Thought of the Day - Two Ways to live our lives

Albert Einstein once said that there are only two ways to live our lives. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Choose the latter and we'll reap great personal rewards. If we've been through a rough period, but we shouldn't allow the challenges and hardships we endured to alter our path unless it's for the better. If we count even our difficulties among the miracles in our lives, then we'll be primed to get the most out of every blessing that comes our way. We need to maintain an attitude of acceptance and a belief that even our darkest hours were valuable and positive in some way, and we'll eventually find the success we seek.

Joke Of The Day - Magical Frog

Joke Of The Day - Magical Frog

A family is in their car on vacation when a frog hops out into the road. The husband, who is driving, is able to brake in time to avoid the frog. He gets out, picks up the frog, and carries it to the side of the road.

The frog is grateful and starts speaking to the man. It thanks him and tells him that it will grant him a wish. The man says, "Okay, please make my dog win the next dog race."

The frog asks to see the dog, which limps out of the car. The dog only has three legs, is very fat and can barely move. So the frog tells the man that it is next to impossible to grant the wish and asks the man to think of another one.

"Well, okay," says the man, "Then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in my home town."

The frog asks to see his wife. She gets out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says, "Can I have another look at the dog?"

Courtesy Ask Men

Thought of the Day - Big Idea, Small Idea

Thought of the Day - Big Idea, Small Idea

What's the difference between a big idea and a small idea? Implementation! Some of the world's best, most dramatic innovations were once just passing thoughts in someone's mind. They might have emerged like bubbles and then floated off into the distance if no effort had been made to act on them. Ideas are not big or little, only implications are. We need to take the idea that inspires us the most and then act on it. It's easier than we may think to get more of what we need and less of what we don't need.

Joke of the Day - Wrong Way (woman)

Joke of the Day - Wrong Way (woman)

A woman is driving 1st time on the highway. Her husband calls & says... "Be careful love, it's just been on the radio that some one is driving the wrong way on the highway..! "Someone..?" she replies, "these bastards are in hundreds !"

Thought of The Day - Distance

Thought of The Day - Distance

We all struggle sometimes to accept that certain things, and, at times, people can no longer offer us what we once needed. Days turn to weeks, weeks to months and sometimes months become years before we make conscious decisions to distance ourselves or remove entirely anything that no longer plays any part in helping us. Trust that what we're choosing to distance ourself from or remove really isn't integral to our needs.