Joke Of The Day - Hind Lick Maneuver
Two tigers are stalking through the jungle in single file when the one to the rear reaches out with his tongue and licks the backside of the tiger in front. The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it out, alright!"
The rear tiger apologizes and they continue. After another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the backside of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!"
The rear tiger apologizes and they continue. After another five minutes, the rear tiger again reaches out with his tongue and licks the backside of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear tiger and says, "I said stop it!"
The rear tiger apologizes again and they continue. After another five minutes, the rear tiger once more licks the bottom of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns around and asks the rear tiger, "What's with you, anyway?"
The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
Courtesy Ask Men
The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"
Courtesy Ask Men
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