Joke Of The Day - Dream a Little Dream

Joke Of The Day - Dream a Little Dream

Cindy was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she said to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?"

"You'll know tonight," her husband replied, smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the bells were chiming, Cindy's husband approached her and handed Cindy a small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: The Meaning of Dreams.

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Joke Of The Day - Alphabets

Joke Of The Day - Alphabets

After 30 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly and then said: "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K."

"What does that mean?" she asked.

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.

She smiled happily and then asked, "What about I-J-K?"

He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!"

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