Joke Of The Day - Earn It

Joke Of The Day - Earn It

"We should pass a new law: Nobody can get famous just by sleeping with a celebrity and getting naked in a magazine. You have to make a contribution to society first. You can still be in Playboy, you just have to do something worthwhile beforehand. 'I developed a vaccine, and I'd like to show you my breasts.' Go ahead, you've earned it." - Elayne Boosler

courtesy Ask Men

Joke Of The Day - Intelligent Design

Joke Of The Day - Intelligent Design

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." -Robin Williams

courtesy Ask Men