Joke of the Day - Computer One-liners
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. [In binary code, 10 means 2!]
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0!
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features!
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code!
The box said, "Requires Windows 95 or better." So, I installed Linux!
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history--with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila!
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