Joke Of The Day - If the Shoe Fits ...

Joke Of The Day - If the Shoe Fits ... 

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he got up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

"Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe", he said: "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her private parts, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do... he's in too far."

courtesy AskMen

Thought Of The Day - Remote Control

Thought Of The Day - Remote Control

The remote control is in your hand. If you don't like the channel you are watching, flick over to another one. That little battery-powered infrared device has changed the lives of millions since it was first invented. Although, sadly, it does not grant us the power to choose which shows the TV stations broadcast. Some options simply are not open to us, but there are, nonetheless, a surprisingly large number of alternatives at our disposal. We need not feel that we are stuck with anything that we cannot escape.