Joke of the Day - In-law Woes

Joke of the Day - In-law Woes

A newly-married cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really smack this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'

'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'This is a huge ground; you'll never be able to hit her.'

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Joke of the Day - Think!

Joke of the Day - Think!

The captain of the Indian cricket team says to the Umpire, "My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking?”

The Umpire immediately says, "No."

The captain says, "Well in that case, we think you're an asshole."

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