Thought Of The Day - Different Lives

Thought Of The Day - Different Lives

Think of all the different lives we could have led. What about the talents that we nearly developed but never gave quite enough energy to? Or the relationships that might have come to mean so much, yet which slipped away before their potential had been fully realised? The career choices we could have made and the ones we selected instead? Do we have reason for regret? Absolutely not. But we do have reason to look more carefully at what is in front of us now. It could turn out to be offering us more than we realise.

Joke Of The Day - Supermarket Fishing

Joke Of The Day - Supermarket Fishing

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the large trout also."

"Why's that?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take the big trout. That's what she'd like for dinner tonight."

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Thought Of The Day - Decisions

Thought Of The Day - Decisions

So, what if you are wrong? What if you say or do something that later turns out to have been exceedingly silly? What if you end up feeling foolish or regretting your decision? Well, it won't be the first time... or the last. You also have to remember that a decision to do nothing - or to leave things as they are - could just as easily produce that undesirable result. Here's an important question: Are you being motivated by fear or inspiration? If it's the former, don't trust the plan. If it's the latter, give it all you've got.

Joke Of The Day - Divorced Barbie

Joke Of The Day - Divorced Barbie

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?" he asks the shop assistant.

"Which Barbie?" she asks. "We have 'Barbie Goes to the Gym' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes to the Ball' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes Shopping' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes to the Beach' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes Nightclubbing' for $19.95, and 'Divorced Barbie' for $395.00."

"Why is 'Divorced Barbie' so much more expensive than all the others?" the confused father asks.

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "'Divorced Barbie' comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... "

courtesy AskMen

Thought of The Day - Faith

Thought of The Day - Faith

Doctors come under a lot of pressure to issue prescriptions. Sometimes, there may be no need at all for a treatment. The problem may be likely to clear itself up if it is left alone. But the patient might feel disappointed if they have to leave the surgery empty- handed. And doctors are not allowed to prescribe a placebo, even though placebos have been scientifically proven to be effective in many cases. There are several ways in which we could heal a wound or cure a fear. We can apply any solution we like, as long as we put our faith in it.

Joke of The Day - IPL

Joke of The Day - IPL 

Girls & Boys

Teacher: Children, can you name 2 things that young Indian boys and girls absolutely love in the springtime?

Pappu: IPL for the boys and the i-pill for the girls!


Movie Mania
Q. What is former KKR captain Sourav Ganguly's favorite movie?

A. Gone in 60 seconds.

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Thought Of The Day - Forgiveness

Thought Of The Day - Forgiveness

Some people think that forgiveness is overrated. After all, why should we let someone off the hook for wrongdoing? We generally face issues that requires us to forgive someone. But doing so doesn't absolve the guilty person of responsibility for their actions. That's up to them to deal with and manage. We need to be careful that we don't mix up forgiveness with saying that something wrong is okay. Think of forgiveness as giving ourselves permission to let it all go, and to feel good again. We deserve that.