Joke Of The Day - Supermarket Fishing

Joke Of The Day - Supermarket Fishing

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the large trout also."

"Why's that?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take the big trout. That's what she'd like for dinner tonight."

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Joke Of The Day - Medical test Mix Up

Joke Of The Day - Medical test Mix Up

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

The lab tech tells him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that news is either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease and the other for herpes. We can't tell which one is your wife."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" asked Mr. Smith.

"Normally, yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" he asked.

"The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

courtesy AskMen

Happy Valentine's Day

To my wife:

When others thought it was good to abandon me and jumped at the first chance for easy, comfortable and greener pastures.

Back then, at best, I was just a meat bag with a name.

You Zeeba, with full knowledge, accepted me, bit the bullet, rolled up your sleeves and trousers, and jumped head first  into the mess that was my life. And been helping me clean it up one day at a time.

It's not been easy for you. Discovering and cleaning deep, dark negativity. But nonetheless you have kept pushing forward.

Yesterday is over but tomorrow is unwritten and an unchartered territory. But am not afraid of tomorrow as I know that you have my back.

Happy Valentine's Day and 16 years of togetherness.