Joke of the Day - In-law Woes

Joke of the Day - In-law Woes

A newly-married cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

At the crease, he turned to the wicket-keeper and said 'I'm anxious to do well and really smack this ball. That's my wife's mother over there.'

'Don't be silly,' said the wicket-keeper. 'This is a huge ground; you'll never be able to hit her.'

courtesy Guy Life

Joke of the Day - Divorce Court Drama

Joke of the Day - Divorce Court Drama


The Judge asks the little girl, “Now that your parents are getting divorced, do you want to live with your mummy?

She replies saying, “No, my mummy beats me.”

“Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.” Once again, she replies saying, “No, my daddy beats me too.”

The judge is perplexed. “Well then, who do you want to live with?”

She immediately responds, “I want to live with the Indian Cricket team when they're touring; they never beat anybody!”

courtesy Guy Life