Joke Of The Day - Heaven

Joke Of The Day - Heaven

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands, because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer," the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and responded, "Sister, I think it's your feet."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"

Johnny answered, "Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."

The nun had to leave the room.

courtesy Ask Men

Joke of the Day - Three Guys in a Bed

Joke of the Day - Three Guys in a Bed

Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.

In the morning, the guy on the right said, "I had this great dream last night that a girl gave me a hand job"

The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did I."

Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you guys...I only dreamt I was skiing"

courtesy Guy Life

Joke Of The Day - Upstairs?

Joke Of The Day - Upstairs?

A man took a beautiful woman home with him. They began kissing on the sofa and as he slipped his hand into her pants, she asked, "Shall we take this upstairs?"

"I'd rather we did it here," he replied.

"Oh, I see," she winked, "something in your bedroom you don't want me to see?"

"Yeah," he replied: "my wife."

courtesy Ask Men