Joke Of The Day - The Drug Dealers
Two drug dealers are arrested and appear before a judge for trial. Both men are convicted, but the judge agrees to suspend their sentences, if as a community service, they agree to speak to youngsters and successfully steer them away from drugs.
They both accept this and report back to the judge one week later.
The judge asks the first man, "How successful were you getting kids off drugs?"
The first man replies, "I did very well. I stopped 36 kids from doing drugs, your honour!"
asshole
"That's great," replied the judge, "How did you manage to do that?"
"Well," replied the first man, "I drew two circles, one big and one little. I pointed to the big one and said, 'this is your brain before drugs!' then I pointed to the little one and said, 'This is your brain after drugs'"
"Well," said the judge, "It's simple but effective!"
The judge then asks the second man how he did.
The second man says, "I got 100 kids off drugs, your honour!"
"Really?" said the judge, "That is amazing, how did you do it?"
"Well," said the second guy, "I drew two circles, just like he did but I pointed at the small circle first and said, 'This is your a**hole before you go into prison...'"
Two drug dealers are arrested and appear before a judge for trial. Both men are convicted, but the judge agrees to suspend their sentences, if as a community service, they agree to speak to youngsters and successfully steer them away from drugs.
They both accept this and report back to the judge one week later.
The judge asks the first man, "How successful were you getting kids off drugs?"
The first man replies, "I did very well. I stopped 36 kids from doing drugs, your honour!"
asshole
"That's great," replied the judge, "How did you manage to do that?"
"Well," replied the first man, "I drew two circles, one big and one little. I pointed to the big one and said, 'this is your brain before drugs!' then I pointed to the little one and said, 'This is your brain after drugs'"
"Well," said the judge, "It's simple but effective!"
The judge then asks the second man how he did.
The second man says, "I got 100 kids off drugs, your honour!"
"Really?" said the judge, "That is amazing, how did you do it?"
"Well," said the second guy, "I drew two circles, just like he did but I pointed at the small circle first and said, 'This is your a**hole before you go into prison...'"
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