Joke Of The Day
A husband and a wife were going to a costume party. He was dressed as a bull and she was a heifer (young female cow). On the way to the party, their car ran out of gas. As they were walking to the gas station, they decided to take a shortcut through a field.
All of a sudden a bull came charging up.
"Oh no," cried the wife. "What are we going to do?"
"Well honey," replied the husband, "I'm going to bend over and act like I'm grazing. I suggest you brace yourself."
All of a sudden a bull came charging up.
"Oh no," cried the wife. "What are we going to do?"
"Well honey," replied the husband, "I'm going to bend over and act like I'm grazing. I suggest you brace yourself."
courtesy Ask Men
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